And it comes to be, the exodus, the one the holy desire has arrived. Well, not exactly but I've joined this little thingy in hopes to broaden the horizens of the artistic culture with my wide diversity of artworks from many different styles. Shit it ain't hard though some dude chopped a fucking sheep in half and put him in a glass fucking box! You call that art! Their's blod on your hands... Thatcher. Ok so now that's out of the way, I'm Britt, the interlectual and modest sex god and god of all other less important roles the world over.

I kid you not.

Ok maybe just a little

Naww, well...uh...

OK OK I have a small penis!

Now, as you may have guessed all that I just said is a lie (except that my penis is rather small, I'd rather drive a mini that a limo...more control) I am actually more of a writer persay in that i do a lot of writing, writing like what you may ask...shit now there's a question.

I wrote a short horror story, never published that only about 3 people read named 'The Legend of Scarmory Bay'

I wrote several descriptive pieces about the typical NHS doctor's surgery for some shitty school compotition to get a small piece in a book of under 16's writing compilation shit, I got in but I had to drastically edit the thing because it was too 'graphically detailed' but shit, that's what they wanted.

Aged about 10 or 11 I wrote a poem for a primary school compilation. I didn't like it, they forced me to do it. I am not a poet, I never will be.

I am currently writing a story entitled 'Through the eys of a madman' in which I tell the story of a young boy growing up watching another child go insane, not realising untill later in his life (not too later i his late teens) that this is just an outward manifestation of himself and his hatred fear loating and all other emotions exploding around him. If I ever actually manage to finish it then it will be the first ever story I have written tht has not been a complete piss take or had some major element of humour seeping out of the pages

So yeah, the jist of it is I have a small penis